Free Northerner posits one possible reason why so many conservatives 'go native' in Washington.
Perhaps Reactionaries need to develop a system of parties in such places. They'd need lots of costume parties, with lots of dancing, generous amounts of alchohol, cigars, et al.. Provide plenty of opportunity for reactionary themes, and plenty of opportunity for wives to play dress up, sometimes as faux royalty, a fantasy near and dear to many (most?) women. It seems to me that reactionaries could arrange far better parties than mere conservatives, who obviously can have more fun than SWPL sneerfests.
Back when I was in college, one of the fraternities---Kappa Alpha if I recall, had lots of cool formal events where they dressed in what amounted to Confederate Dress Uniforms and were accompanied by sorority girls dressed as Southern Belles. All parties concerned appeared like they had a damned good time. Perhaps that's the way to increase the gravity of reaction.
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